One evening, my wife turned to me in bed and said, "Winter is coming..."
Well, what she actually said was "Get your frozen feet away from me, you cold-blooded monster!"
The only way to save our marriage? HOOK OUR BED UP TO THE INTERNET!
I couldn't find an electric blanket with IoT connectivity - so I built my own.
As a person with cold feet, I want to yell at my robot servant to pre-heat the bed, so that it is toasty warm by the time I've finished my evening ablutions.
The key was finding a blanket with dual-controls, which also could turn on from the plug socket. Lots of blankets have a separate control unit. I found this one which started heating as soon as it received power from the plug.
I'm sure there are many different models available. Choose whichever one suits your needs, but make sure it defaults to "on".
Cost: £70 from Amazon
My side of the bed is controlled by a Meross smart plug.
Pretty simple. Plug in, use the app to configure the WiFi. Done. It can now be controlled by a smartphone.
Cost: £15 on Amazon
I had a Sonoff S20 smart plug laying around. It's an older model - but still works.
Again, use the app to configure. Only takes a few minutes.
Cost: £10 on Amazon
Configuring an Alexa for a smarthome used to be a pain - but it is much improved. Once the "Skills" are installed for your plug sockets, the individual smart things can be renamed and configured. Still takes a little bit of time, but fairly simple.
I've set up a group called "Electric Blanket". It contains both plugs.
I've given a unique name to each side of the blanket.
For some reason, Alexa thinks the Meross is a switch and the Sonoff is a plug. What's the difference? Who knows!
I can say "Alexa, switch on the electric blanket" or "switch on Liz's side of the bed." But that's about the limit.
Cost: £25 on Amazon
There are some flaws in my plan.
Alexa doesn't recognise voices. So I can't say "Turn on my side of the bed" and my wife can't say "turn on his side of the bed." As I've said before, voice interfaces are like the command-line. There's no room for error.
Secondly, the electric blanket automatically shuts off after an hour - but the plug socket stays live. In order to turn on the blanket again, I need to turn it off first. There is no way to tell Alexa to switch on a socket for an hour and then switch it off. So there are two possible solutions:
- Set up a schedule in the plug's app to automatically turn off the plug at, say, 10 AM.
- Every time we want to use the blanket, tell Alexa to turn it off first.
Neither of those are particularly satisfactory.
There's also the minor risk that attackers could break through my firewall and burn down my house.
For around £100 you can self-built an IoT heated blanket. It mostly works. This will save your marriage, 100% guaranteed.