The Cleaner 🆚 Der Tatortreiniger


Two posters, one showing the UK version and one showing the DE version of the show.

After watching the BBC comedy series The Cleaner staring Greg Davies, I was surprised to learn that it was actually a remake of a German comedy series called Der Tatortreiniger0. I don't think I've ever seen a German sitcom before, so I found the US DVDs (which is the only way to watch it with […]

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Book Review: Time Squared - Lesley Krueger


Book cover for Time Squared.

What if the heroine in a Jane Austen novel had visions of the future and the past? That's the rather compelling premise of Time Squared. But, ultimately, it doesn't really fulfil the promise. It starts as a fairly standard regency-style novel - which of the two dashing brothers will our orphaned heroine marry?!? Our protagonist […]

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Who said "Brits think 100 miles is a long distance - Americans think 100 years is a long time"?


Unfortunately or fortunately, this situation will prevail for some time to come, because the United States, as a nation, is going through a delayed adolescence, and we are questioning everything. We are a very new country, even if we are an old democracy, and we don't have it all down yet. As my friend Simon, an Englishman, says, "The British think a hundred miles is a long way; Americans think a hundred years is a long time."

It's one of those pithy little quotes which reveals so much about our two cultures. The average Briton considers anything more than a 45 minute trip a bit of a schelp, whereas Americans will seemingly drive half a day just to get some ribs from that one place they like. Conversely, I went to school […]

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How to check something isn't an email address?


The HTML5 Logo.

In web-development circles, it is a well-known fact that trying to validate an email using a regular expression is… complex. The full set of modern email standards allows for such wonderful addresses as: chief.o'brien+ds9@spásárthach.भारत So determining whether or not your user has entered a valid email address becomes an ever-increasing challenge. But what if you […]

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How far did my post go on the Fediverse?


Cartoon of a tusked mastodon holding a phone.

I wrote a moderately popular post on Mastodon. Lots of people shared it. Is it possible to find out how many different ActivityPub servers it went to? Yes! As we all know, the Fediverse is one big chain mail. I don't mean that in a derogatory way. When I write a post, it appears on […]

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A love letter to electric power tools


Electric screwdriver reconnecting everything.

When I was seven or eight, I asked Santa to bring me a set of screwdrivers for Christmas. I wanted to take apart my toys to see how they worked0. I also thought they might be useful on our upcoming holiday; if the aeroplane needed repairing mid-flight I'd be able to help1! Santa heard my […]

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Book Review: The Variable Man and other stories - Philip K. Dick


Battered book cover of a 1950s pulp sci fi. A man is enmeshed in wires.

Everyone smokes in the future. It is such an obvious truism that sci-fi writers can predict faster-than-light travel, yet fail to see that manly men won't be smoking pipes on board their spaceships. Someone recommended that I read "Autofac" which is the sci-fi version of "The Magic Porridge Pot". But the story was surprisingly hard […]

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Book Review: Hacking Capitalism - Modeling, Humans, Computers, and Money by Kris Nóva


Book cover showing a hacker. She sits in front of multiple monitors.

I was saddened to hear of Kris Nóva's untimely death a few weeks ago. I had her book "Hacking Capitalism" on my eReader for several months, but hadn't got around to reading it yet. Never put these things off. The book is a complicated but fitting legacy. It absolutely showcases Nóva's ideas, ideals, and potential. […]

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Google Books - search results confuse reviewers with authors


Google Books Search Results page.

Google Books is one of many projects that Google has forgotten about. There's no support available and, of course, it's impossible to send them a bug report. The best anyone can do is write a ranty blog post and hope it gets noticed. When I search for my name in Google Books, it returns books […]

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Better Bluetooth Sound Quality on Microsoft Teams in Windows 11


Screenshot of a Windows setting screen.

Here's the problem: the current Bluetooth spec doesn't allow high-quality audio to be sent to a headset when it is also sending audio from the microphone. Instead, it switches to the Hands Free Profile (HFP) which only streams low quality mono sound. It makes Teams calls sound like garbage. The usual solution in Google Meet, […]

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