Utilizing Quantum BlockChain for 6th Generation Neural Networks
Satire (Probably) xmas · 8 comments · 250 words · Viewed ~1,094 times.
This pre-release whitepaper is a multidisciplinary approach to the challenges associated with using Quantum BlockChain technology to improve the performance of 6th Generation data networks for their performance with neural objects.
By reconceptualising the way the nano-structures of 5th Generation (5G) networks interface with the OSI stack of traditional networks, we have found a way to perform novel temporal manipulation of the bitstream to deliver data at super-luminal speeds.
Quantum BlockChain will accelerate the way Distributed Ledger Technology (DLT) is revolutionising the world. As Quantum BlockChain harnesses the superior AI performance of Neural Networks, we conceive a factorial growth in data interchange speeds. This leads to a position where the Internet of Things becomes the Internet of Emotions.
Through the use of React Native, the acceleration of Ethereum contracts will make obsolete any previous BlockChain. This will allow us to replace BitCoin with a tiny Crystal called Gerald. We believe Gerald will usher in a new realm of digital progress. Crystals have natural healing properties, and Gerald vibrates at the same cosmic frequency as the Internet. Quantum Crystals will BlockChain the Neural AI.
Why is is that every snake-oil startup sounds like this?
No. I've had a few drinks, but I wouldn't say I'm drunk.
|ota ~fet %kidsinto dojo and wait until the OTA update is complete. Now you are ready to proceed. The implication of this writing is some really good world-building, even though that wasn't the intent at all.Please, it’s too early in the morning to ruin “quantum” for everyone.
This was so real I almost blocked on sight haha props 👏