Anything Goes Should Get Gone
For a musical that's over 90 years old, Anything Goes is pretty funny, lightly charming, and wildly racist.
A few weeks ago we saw a youth-theatre production of the classic Cole Porter show. The cast were enthusiastic, the band in fine form, the voices loud, and - apparently - at no point did anyone there say "Hang on... is it OK for a bunch of white actors to put on exaggerated Chinese accents for a laugh?"
You can gender-bend the cast, race-flip the characters, muddle-about with their sexuality - but you can't fix the final scene. Three white characters beat up some Chinese characters, steal their clothes, put on "hilarious" chop-suey accents, to disrupt a wedding.
Here's a random school production on YouTube:
There are many different school productions which, apparently, think this sort of "Yellow-face" is just fine and dandy.
Here's a (different) production, with an Asian-American lead grimacing in reaction to his co-stars' accents - does that make it any better?
In some productions, they change the "Chinamen" into Russians with mixed success. Others use a predominantly Asian cast - which doesn't seem to help much, with cast and audience arguing over the suitability. Occasionally the director just dives straight into the racism.
Perhaps there's an argument to be made that we're laughing at the white characters' corny attempt at subterfuge. But, at the end of the day, the joke is still "look at our silly accents and stereotypical behaviour."
There's also the weird number in which a man sings about how his "Gypsy blood" will turn him in to a sex-crazed maniac. That's totally a normal thing and not at all racist either, right?
The play has been revised a number of times throughout its history. The jaunty title number "Anything Goes" - that toe-tapping song! - once contained this verse:
When ladies fair who seek affection Prefer coons of dark complexion Anything goes! A Cole Porter Companion
At some point, the book lost that hideously racist line - but somehow its stench permeates everything. Almost as if the writer took a certain pleasure in his warped view of race relations.
There are plenty of other good musicals suitable for large casts of bright-eyed hoofers. Perhaps it is time for Anything Goes to get gone?
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