The quality of the coins in the early part of the reign was poor, as the moneyers made a large profit by producing underweight coins or coins of debased fineness. In 1124 Henry called all 150 moneyers to Winchester, and called them to account for their activities — 94 of them were convicted of issuing sub-standard coins and were mutilated, their right hands and one testicle being cut off, as a result of which the quality of coins improved for most of the remainder of his reign.

More recently, on March 22 1699, William Chaloner was hung from the neck until he died. He had been convicted of debasing the coinage.

In 1789, Catherine Murphy became the last woman to be executed by burning. Again, she and her co-defendants were convicted of coining.

In June 2005 Anatasios Arnaouti was jailed for 8 years for his part in producing £2.5m worth of fake £10 notes.

In 2012, Barclays was fined £290m after illegally manipulating interest rates. The head of Barclays - Bob Diamond - decided to forgo his multi-million pound bonus. He will still be awarded millions of pounds worth of shares.

The traders at RBS - fined £150 million pounds for involvement in the same crime - will not have to pay back their bonuses. Because RBS is state owned, the public will have to pay the fine.

In a mere eight hundred and eighty-eight years, we've gone from castrating people who attempt to destroy our economy - to letting them fuck us.

Oh...

On the back page of the 25 February 2011 edition of the City AM newspaper, is this lovely specimen. Thankfully, City AM have placed their paper under CC BY NC.

Let's take a zoom in on the code and the instructions that accompany it.

You Know What's Coming Next, Don't You?

I knew, before I even scanned in this code what the result would be. I bet you do too.

Just... why bother? How much of our money did this atrocity cost? A full-fat web page that's expensive to download, slow to render, complicated to navigate, and generally useless.

RBS - rather than paying millions in fines for your rotten practices and investing in the highly polluting Tar Sands project - why not spend a few quid on a decent mobile website?