Social Media Blocking Has Always Been A Lie


Portrait photo of a woman with tape over her mouth. Photo by Katie Tegtmeyer, CC-BY.

What does it mean to block someone on a social media site? Way back in the mists of time, we dealt with trolls on Usenet with the almighty PLONK - PLaced On Newsgroup Killfile. It meant your newsreader never downloaded their posts. They could rant at you all day long, and you'd never hear from […]

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Replace Twitter Embeds with Semantic HTML


Tweet from me in 2009. "Ah. I appear to have spent the majority of the night playing World Of Goo What an addictive little game."

I logged into Twitter using a fresh account last week. No followers, no preferences set. The default experience was an unending slurry of racism and porn. I don't care to use Twitter any more. Whatever good that was there is now drowned in a cess-pit of violent filth. I still have a lot of Tweets […]

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Replacing Twitter Embeds With Images


Screenshot from Twitter. 2017-03-02T22:27:56.000Z. Terence Eden is on Mastodon (@edent). THREAD! This is what Twitter threads *actually* look like. They're not linear conversations, they're branching organic trees. https://t.co/gr4b0cCV4v

I logged into Twitter using a fresh account last week. No followers, no preferences set. The default experience was an unending slurry of racism and porn. I don't care to use Twitter any more. Whatever good that was there is now drowned in a cess-pit of violent filth. I still have a lot of Tweets […]

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Seven Years On Mastodon


Cartoon of a tusked mastodon holding a phone.

I remember seeing the original "A new decentralized microblogging platform" on HackerNews back in October 2016. A few weeks later, I joined - becoming the 7,112th user. As the years went on, my use of it waxed and waned. I started cross-posting to both Mastodon and Twitter. Gradually, I started spending more time on the […]

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Please don't give away your Twitter API keys to Cloudinary


Hi Terence, We don't have a way for customers to configure this on their own currently. Our team will handle the configurations for you. Here are the details needed for us to do the required changes: API Key and Secret. Access Token and Secret.Best Regards

My CDN just asked me for all my Twitter API keys... WTF? This would give them complete access to my app's Twitter account, the ability to send and receive messages, and anything else that my API key allows. Giving them - or anyone - the entire set of credentials would be a very bad idea. […]

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The ethics of syndicating comments using WebMentions


The WebMention logo is a stylised letter W with an arrow at the end.

This blog uses WebMention technology. If you write an article on your website and mention one of my blog posts, I get a notification. That notification can then be published as a comment. It usually looks something like this: This means readers of my post can see where it has been mentioned around the web. […]

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Twitter's archive doesn't have alt text - but Mastodon's does!


The Twitter logo drawn in circles.

Because I don't trust Alan, the Hyperprat who now runs Twitter, I decided to download my Twitter archive before setting my account to dormant. About a decade ago, I wrote about how the Twitter archive works and where it is deficient. Things have got better, but there are still annoying limitations. For example, Hannah Kolbeck […]

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Is Open Graph Protocol dead?


Robot faced Mark Zuckerberg is wearing a VR headset - it digs painfully into his smiling cheeks.

Facebook Meta - like many other tech titans - has institutional Shiny Object Syndrome. It goes something like this: Launch a product to great fanfare Spend a few years hyping it as ✨the future✨ Stop answering emails and pull requests If you're lucky, announce that the product is abandoned but, more likely, just forget about […]

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Why can't Twitter stop the "Twoo Fun / Ask For Me" spam?


Colourful image saying "Who visits your Twitter profile. Real data. Totally free."

Back in June, I noticed a pretty insidious piece of Twitter spam. The "twoo.fun" website was claiming that it could tell you who visited your Twitter profile. That's pretty enticing! It's what LinkedIn uses to drive its premium product. Perhaps it would tell me if a potential employer was looking at my profile? Or if […]

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Towards a Taxonomy of Twitter Tropes


The Twitter logo drawn in circles.

If you hang around on a social network long enough, you'll find the same tropes being repeated again and again. So, I thought I'd document some of the ones that I personally find annoying. This blog post is an extension of my moderately popular Twitter thread - with a bit more detail about why they […]

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