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		<title><![CDATA[Photos: Student Protests]]></title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 11:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[As the Student Protests were starting outside my office door, I decided to pop down and see what was going on.  I nominally joined in and took this selection of some of the more humorous signs I found.  The photos seemed to go down well on Twitter - this one had 15,000 views and  Terence Eden is on Mastodon@edentFather Ted school of protest #9nov twitpic.com/7cej0x❤️ 12💬 3🔁 013:05 - Wed 09 Novembe…]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As the Student Protests were starting outside my office door, I decided to pop down and see what was going on.</p>

<p>I nominally joined in and took this selection of some of the more humorous signs I found.</p>

<p>The photos seemed to go down well on Twitter - <a href="http://twitpic.com/7cej0x">this one had 15,000 views</a> and</p>

<blockquote class="social-embed" id="social-embed-134255299065430016" lang="en" itemscope="" itemtype="https://schema.org/SocialMediaPosting"><header class="social-embed-header" itemprop="author" itemscope="" itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a href="https://twitter.com/edent" class="social-embed-user" itemprop="url"><img class="social-embed-avatar social-embed-avatar-circle" src="data:image/webp;base64,UklGRkgBAABXRUJQVlA4IDwBAACQCACdASowADAAPrVQn0ynJCKiJyto4BaJaQAIIsx4Au9dhDqVA1i1RoRTO7nbdyy03nM5FhvV62goUj37tuxqpfpPeTBZvrJ78w0qAAD+/hVyFHvYXIrMCjny0z7wqsB9/QE08xls/AQdXJFX0adG9lISsm6kV96J5FINBFXzHwfzMCr4N6r3z5/Aa/wfEoVGX3H976she3jyS8RqJv7Jw7bOxoTSPlu4gNbfXYZ9TnbdQ0MNnMObyaRQLIu556jIj03zfJrVgqRM8GPwRoWb1M9AfzFe6Mtg13uEIqrTHmiuBpH+bTVB5EEQ3uby0C//XOAPJOFv4QV8RZDPQd517Khyba8Jlr97j2kIBJD9K3mbOHSHiQDasj6Y3forATbIg4QZHxWnCeqqMkVYfUAivuL0L/68mMnagAAA" alt="" itemprop="image"><div class="social-embed-user-names"><p class="social-embed-user-names-name" itemprop="name">Terence Eden is on Mastodon</p>@edent</div></a><img class="social-embed-logo" alt="Twitter" src="data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fwww.w3.org%2F2000%2Fsvg%22%0Aaria-label%3D%22Twitter%22%20role%3D%22img%22%0AviewBox%3D%220%200%20512%20512%22%3E%3Cpath%0Ad%3D%22m0%200H512V512H0%22%0Afill%3D%22%23fff%22%2F%3E%3Cpath%20fill%3D%22%231d9bf0%22%20d%3D%22m458%20140q-23%2010-45%2012%2025-15%2034-43-24%2014-50%2019a79%2079%200%2000-135%2072q-101-7-163-83a80%2080%200%200024%20106q-17%200-36-10s-3%2062%2064%2079q-19%205-36%201s15%2053%2074%2055q-50%2040-117%2033a224%20224%200%2000346-200q23-16%2040-41%22%2F%3E%3C%2Fsvg%3E"></header><section class="social-embed-text" itemprop="articleBody">Father Ted school of protest <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/9nov">#9nov</a> <a href="http://twitpic.com/7cej0x">twitpic.com/7cej0x</a></section><hr class="social-embed-hr"><footer class="social-embed-footer"><a href="https://twitter.com/edent/status/134255299065430016"><span aria-label="12 likes" class="social-embed-meta">❤️ 12</span><span aria-label="3 replies" class="social-embed-meta">💬 3</span><span aria-label="0 reposts" class="social-embed-meta">🔁 0</span><time datetime="2011-11-09T13:05:32.000Z" itemprop="datePublished">13:05 - Wed 09 November 2011</time></a></footer></blockquote>

<p>reached at least 26,000 users. If you're interested in using / licensing them, please use <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20111112114426/http://www.demotix.com/news/917039/student-protest-begins-london">the high resolution images on Demotix</a>.</p>

<p><a href="http://twitpic.com/7cebw7" title="Don't shoot, we're unarmed #9nov on Twitpic">
<img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Dont-shoot-were-unarmed.jpg" alt="Don't shoot, we're unarmed" width="600" height="450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-37204">
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<p><a href="http://twitpic.com/7ced8u" title="If i wanted to be shot I'd be playing Call of duty #9nov on Twitpic">
<img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/If-i-wanted-to-be-shot-Id-be-playing-Call-of-duty.jpg" alt="If I wanted to be shot I'd be playing Call of duty." width="600" height="303" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-37205">
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<p><a href="https://twitpic.com/7ceena" title="Cameron, how much did you pay when you went to Oxford? #9nov on Twitpic">
<img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Cameron-how-much-did-you-pay-when-you-went-to-Oxford.jpg" alt="Cameron, how much did you pay when you went to Oxford?" width="600" height="302" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-37206">
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<p><a href="http://twitpic.com/7cegs2" title="This would never have happened at Hogwarts #9nov on Twitpic">
<img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/This-would-never-have-happened-at-Hogwarts.jpg" alt="This would never have happened at Hogwarts." width="261" height="393" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-37207"></a></p>

<p><a href="http://twitpic.com/7cehc9" title="Cuts #9nov on Twitpic">
<img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Cuts.-With-an-N-written-between-the-U-and-T.jpg" alt="Cuts. With an N written between the U and T." width="370" height="950" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-37208"></a></p>

<p><a href="http://twitpic.com/7cei1h" title="Tory Farce / Dangerous to be right #9nov on Twitpic">
<img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Tory-Farce-kiss-my-arse-and-Dangerous-to-be-right.jpg" alt="Tory Farce kiss my arse and Dangerous to be right." width="505" height="427" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-37209">
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<p><a href="http://twitpic.com/7ceipg" title="I'm Greek &amp; I'm pissed #9nov on Twitpic">
<img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Im-Greek-Im-pissed.jpg" alt="I'm Greek &amp; I'm pissed." width="400" height="768" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-37210">
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<p><a href="http://twitpic.com/7cej0x" title="Father Ted school of protest #9nov on Twitpic">
<img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Up-with-this-I-will-not-put.jpg" alt="Up with this I will not put." width="600" height="293" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-37211">
</a></p>

<p><a href="http://twitpic.com/7cer91" title="The left is dead. Long live the left #9nov on Twitpic">
<img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/The-left-is-dead.-Long-live-the-left.jpg" alt="The left is dead. Long live the left." width="432" height="390" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-37212">
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<p><a href="http://twitpic.com/7ces7m" title="Y U NO FUND OUR FUTURE #9nov on Twitpic">
<img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Y-U-No-Fund-Our-Future.jpg" alt="Y U No Fund Our Future?" width="600" height="750" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-37213">
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 <a href="http://twitpic.com/7cesp4" title="Stop Verbing Nouns #9nov on Twitpic">
<img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Stop-marketising-social-goods.jpg" alt="Stop marketising social goods." width="320" height="694" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-37214">
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 <a href="http://twitpic.com/7cet5e" title="I drink Starbucks. I don't count. #9nov on Twitpic">
<img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/I-drink-Starbucks.-I-dont-count.jpg" alt="I drink Starbucks. I don't count." width="600" height="291" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-37215">
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 <a href="http://twitpic.com/7ceu76" title="You make Reddit unhappy #9nov (sorry for the low quality) on Twitpic">
<img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/You-make-Reddit-unhappy.jpg" alt="You make Reddit unhappy." width="325" height="367" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-37216">
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<p>You can <a href="https://mobile.twitter.com/search?q=%239nov%20from%3Aedent%20&amp;src=typed_query">see my original posts on Twitter</a>.</p>
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		<title><![CDATA[Unofficial Exam Guidelines.  Please Display.]]></title>
		<link>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/1998/05/unofficial-exam-guidelines-please-display/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 May 1998 11:34:27 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[This is a necropost. Written, I think, in preparations for mock A-Levels and recently found on an old backup disk. People in our 6th Form were always sticking up funny lists and weird humorous print-outs found on the nascent WWW. This was either my attempt to relieve the pressure of endless revision - or just a way to distract myself from the stress of exams. I heartedly endorse all of the…]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><ins datetime="2023-12-23T22:36:26+00:00">This is a <a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2023/02/necroposting-blogging-from-before-you-started-blogging/">necropost</a>. Written, I think, in preparations for mock A-Levels and recently found on an old backup disk. People in our 6th Form were always sticking up funny lists and weird humorous print-outs found on the nascent WWW. This was either my attempt to relieve the pressure of endless revision - or just a way to distract myself from the stress of exams. I heartedly endorse all of the following tips for a successful exam.</ins></p>

<p>Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes.  Wake up, say "Oh dear, better get cracking." and do some gibberish work.  Turn it in a few minutes early.</p>

<p>Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"</p>

<p>If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form.  If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols.  Be creative.  Use the integral symbol.</p>

<p>Make paper aeroplanes out of the exam.  Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.</p>

<p>Talk the entire way through the exam.  Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud.  If asked to stop start talking about what a prat the instructor is.</p>

<p>Bring cheerleaders.</p>

<p>Walk in, get the exam, sit down.  About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this.  I've been to every lesson all term long!  Help.”</p>

<p>Bring a Game Boy.  Play with the volume at max level.</p>

<p>On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question.  For example: “I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs”.  Be creative.</p>

<p>Bring pets.</p>

<p>Giggle.  Loudly.</p>

<p>Fifteen minutes into the exam ask for more paper.  Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.</p>

<p>Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.</p>

<p>Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head.</p>

<p>Be as vulgar as possible on the exam paper.</p>

<p>Do the entire exam in another language.  If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.</p>

<p>Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking.  Blame it on the person nearest to you.</p>

<p>As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.</p>

<p>Walk into the exam with a Siamese twin.</p>

<p>Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.</p>

<p>Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it.  As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.</p>

<p>Hold an unlit cigarette in your mouth.  If you are told there is no smoking, politely point out that you are not smoking; just holding an unlit cigarette in your mouth.</p>

<p>Bring a black marker.  Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.</p>

<p>Get the exam.  Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly.</p>

<p>Insist on going to the toilet.  You will have to be accompanied.</p>

<p>Show up completely drunk.  (you should start crying for mother).</p>

<p>COUGH!</p>

<p>Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.</p>

<p>Come to the exam wearing a black cloak.  After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.</p>

<p>Insist the person next to you is cheating.</p>

<p>Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say “You don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel?  "Teletubbies" is on!!!”</p>

<p>Bring a water pistol with you.  ‘Nuff said.</p>

<p>From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Countdown.  When they finally get you to leave begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.</p>

<p>Start a fight in the middle of the exam.</p>

<p>If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of.  Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations.  If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.</p>

<p>Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam.  Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.</p>

<p>Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit. "</p>

<p>When you walk in, complain about the heat.  Strip.</p>

<p>After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer.  Try to work it out of him/her.</p>

<p>Loud, Rumbling, Echoing, Deadly Farts.</p>

<p>Try to get people in the room to do a Mexican wave.</p>

<p>Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.</p>

<p>Bring some large, ugly idol.  Pray to it often.  Consider a small sacrifice.</p>

<p>Get deliveries of flowers, pizzas, telegrams, etc. sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.</p>

<p>Get lots of people to call your mobile phone.  Make sure it has an annoying ring.</p>

<p>During the exam, take apart everything around you.  Anything you can reach.</p>

<p>Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.</p>

<p>Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes.  If you are asked to stop, say "it helps me think. " Bring a copy of the official exam rules, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments.  Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so".</p>

<p>Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Examiners Suck"</p>

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Campaign to Relive Accumulated Pressures!</p>
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