Terence Eden. He has a beard and is smiling.

Terence Eden’s Blog

Theme Switcher:

Review: Pratchett "The Last Hero" Illustrated by Paul Kidby

· 300 words


Book cover featuring a very old barbarian standing on a mountain.

This review was written for a now-defunct university website. Terence Eden - 2016 Another year - another Pratchett book. I am usually the first in the queue to read his latest offering, I was a little reticent about purchasing this tome; it's quite short (160 pages), it's illustrated and his last offering, "The Thief Of Time", hadn't left me with much confidence in my favourite author. It's…

Fantasy Casting for Harry Potter - Tim Curry as Gilderoy Lockhard

· 250 words · Viewed ~353 times


Tim Curry dressed as a vampire and looking rather alluring.

This is a necropost - resurrected from one of my ancient USENET posts. I can only apologise... On the other hand, Tim Curry as Lockhart... (pictures Harry dashing into Lockhart's office, and seeing him wearing a Merry Widow bustier and high heels. Begins giggling hysterically.) (To the tune of "Sweet Transvestite" by Richard O'Brian) (Gilderoy Lockhart) Don't get strung out by the way that I …

Review: Terry Pratchett at UEA

· 2 comments · 800 words · Viewed ~234 times


Book cover for Pratchett's "The Truth".

This account of Terry Pratchet talking at the University of East Anglia was written for a now-defunct university website. For other contemporaneous accounts, read Concrete Issue 119. Terence Eden - 2017 Everything I learned - I learned at my local library. School taught me how to spit! Terry Pratchett is Britain's best selling living author. With total sales of 18 million books (21 million…

A (Nuclear) Blast From The Past

· 400 words


Students protesting by a fence.

As I was digging around some ancient back-up CDs, I happened across some of my early web pages. Way back in the mists of time, I was a member of the UEA Peace Society. As well as organising talk on campus, we occasionally went on protests. This page records the protest we took to Lakenheath - a local US military encampment.As far as I can tell, this was part of the Citizens' Weapons Inspection …

Sock And Buskin - Improv Superbowl

· 200 words


A handwritten poster on crumpled paper.

This is a necropost - resurrected from an ancient cassette tape. While I was studying at Carleton University in Canadaland, I joined the prestigious(?) Sock n Buskin theatre troupe. Together with "Where's the Soup", we put on an "Improv Superbowl". Basically a team version of "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" The director - Jenny - and I went on LIVE RADIO to promote our show to all of Ottawa.…

Oh! Canada!

· 2 comments · 1,100 words · Viewed ~465 times


Grainy photo of three Canadian students.

This is a necropost - resurrected from one of my ancient sites - detailing some of my year studying in Canada. Hullo - finally got round to putting my pics up.  There not all wonderful, I can't remember what half of them are, but they are here anyway. All the pages have lots and lots of pictures, so you might want to go and brew a nice steaming mug of Bovril as each one loads. Lots of love …

Montreal

· 600 words · Viewed ~269 times


Random photo of a building in Montreal.

This is a necropost - resurrected from one of my ancient sites - detailing some of my year studying in Canada. 17/09/1999 "Terry - you coming to Montreal with us this afternoon?" "uh...yeah..?" A quick stop by the bank to see how they had lost my $1000 (a long winded and most distressing story) and we were set to go. A 2 hour bus ride took me, Jas, Dave, Nicola, Alison, Ingrid, Monique and…

Unofficial Exam Guidelines. Please Display.

· 3 comments · 950 words


The word "exam" written in chalk on a blackboard.

This is a necropost. Written, I think, in preparations for mock A-Levels and recently found on an old backup disk. People in our 6th Form were always sticking up funny lists and weird humorous print-outs found on the nascent WWW. This was either my attempt to relieve the pressure of endless revision - or just a way to distract myself from the stress of exams. I heartedly endorse all of the…

Mixed Up Memory (Letter to PC Format)

· 1 comment · 100 words


I understand how memory works, but I have a problem buying it. Owning, as I do, a P75 with 8Mb, I thought I'd take advantage of the drop in price of those wonderful slivers of silicon and invest in a further 8Mb. My motherboard manual gives listings for the combinations of RAM that work in my PC. I have.... SIMM 1 2 3 4 5 5 6 RAM 2Mb 2Mb - - 2Mb 2Mb Looking through my various listings I can find no combination which will enable me to add to this configuration, ergo I have these two questions: 1. Will any company/organisation buy or exchange SIMMs at a fair price? 2. Failing that, is it all right to add SIMMs in combinations not listed in the motherboard manual? Terry Eden, via e-mail Most local PC shops buy second hand RAM, but if you want a really good price, you’re much better off placing an add in your local free paper. Unless you live in a very rural area, you'll probably find that there are lots of other ads for odd bits of PC kit. However, I can’t see what’s stopping you from adding another 8Mb to your current configuration. Pentium SIMMs have to be installed in pairs, so two 4Mb SIMMs seem like the obvious option. I can’t believe that your manual doesn’t include the option of four 2Mb and two 4Mb SIMMs. And even if it doesn’t, I still can’t believe than it can’t be done.

This is a Necropost. Dug up from deep within the archives - my letter was published in issue 65 of PC Format. I was a massive nerd in 1997 - and huge fan of PC Format magazine. So I turned to them when needing advice on upgrading my computer. I've no idea why I didn't post this on Usenet or CompuServe! Huge thanks to Chris Chapman for finding a copy in the archives! …

Interview with my Aunt

· 650 words


An older woman with curly hair, wearing a black and white dress.

This is a necropost. It was written in 1995 - presumably for a GCSE History assignment. I found it recently on a backup disk. As far as possible I've preserved the original spelling and formatting. I think we had been asked to interview someone about their experiences of the second world war. My great uncle had written a book about his time in the army but, ever the contrarian, I decided to…

Letter to Sega Magazine

· 700 words · Viewed ~649 times


Scan of a a magazine cover. Sega Magazine from 1994 features many now obsolete video games.

Another necropost! My brother and I sent in loads of video-game tips to Sega Magazine in the hope that they would be published and, thus, immortalise us.I've no idea if this one ever made it - but it survived on an old backup disk, so I'm republishing it in the hope someone will appreciate these amazing(?) tips. Sega Magazine, Emap Images, Priory Ct, Farringdon Lane, London, EC1R 3AU Yo SM, …

Surrey Herald

· 50 words


Word wizards Terry Eden, 14, and Nina O'Conner, 12, pictured above, of Fullbrook School, New Haw, have made the London regional finals of the schools scrabble championships, which take place at Westminster School on Saturday (April 23).

This is a necropost - resurrected from a decaying backup DVD. Oh, we lost. We lost badly …