I hate everyone in Stars Hollow. They’re all immature, narcissistic, power-hungry, ego-fuelled maniacs – some of whom border on psychotic. I hold them in such contempt that I would gladly abandon them all on a deserted island and let nature take its course. There isn’t a single one of them who isn’t a complete failure…
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It is Thursday, 19 Mar 1998, 11:35 and I’ve bunked off school. I’m about to be on TV. I don’t think I’ve told anyone. A few months prior, I had auditioned for a TV show and got the part! A few days later – with school’s permission – I started rehearsals in some weird BBC…
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Hanging on a wall in our house is a signed picture of Derek Jacobi. It is one of our most treasured possessions. It is a drawing of him as Professor Yana from Doctor Who. SPOILER ALERT He was really The Master! Back in 2007, I happened to be working next to a memorabilia shop, when…
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The WordPress app for Android prompted me to add a story! This is a new and experimental feature. Sadly, it isn’t very good. Here’s how it works. There’s a brief description and some aspirational screenshots. There’s a basic image picker. Then you get some basic tools to add text on top of your image. I…
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This is a quick round-up of the blogs which “did numbers” this year – and a few which I feel were cruelly overlooked. I posted a new blog every day in 2020 – so don’t be surprised if you missed a few. OK? Here we go! January Watch out; there’s a scam about. People love…
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Every year, I take part in NaBloPoMo the Judoon mating festival where people blog every day in November. I ended November 2019 with more blog posts than I knew what to do with, so I tried blogging every day in January. And then, well, February is only a short month, isn’t it? If all has…
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Last year, I set myself a challenge to read a new book per week. I managed to read 50 books, which I was pretty happy with. This year*, I decided to only read books written by women. Here’s what I learned. Obviously, COVID had a fairly negative effect on my reading rate. I went months…
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New Year! New Me! I’m crap at sticking to my multiple resolutions. I think I did okay on last year’s resolutions. So this year, I’m just making a single one. At the start of the Gregorian calendar 2021, I’ll begin an MSc Digital and Technology Specialist. My resolution is to get my coursework in on…
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It’s my birthday! As is customary, here’s my year in review. See 2019, 2018, 2017, 2016, 2015, 2013, 2012, 2011, and 2010. WHAT. A. FUCKING. YEAR! The year started with me getting a colonoscopy – and went downhill from there. Well gang, I'm drinking a litre of industrial strength laxative in preparation for a colonoscopy…
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All dogs go to heaven, that’s just science. But cats are contrary buggers and hang around long after their nine lives are up. My cat, Busby, was the scourge of squirrels. The menace of mice. The dispatcher of rats. Legend tells of the day a dozen foxes ran screaming from the bushes, being chased by…
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