And all I could think of was "don't you like your child?"

Your kid isn't a sophisticated media consumer who wants a three-act structure, b-plot, and Chekhov's gun. She just wants to spend time with her dad. She wants to see that he has noticed what she's interested in. She wants to know he cares.

This is the classic mistake made by tech-bros. The outcome might be the same, but not the intent.

Imagine that you were having a crappy day at work. You rant about it to your spouse and, when you get home, you discover they've cooked your favourite meal. Aren't they sweet! What a joy to have them in your life!

"My Agent automatically analyses all our chats. When it noticed your happiness score had dropped, it asked your agent what your favourite food was and then it used my pre-authorised credit card to order it."

Oh.

Having your mum's birthday noted in your calendar is probably sensible. Having an app to quickly buy flowers is convenient. Having an automated process which searches for the best deal on a bunch of roses in the week preceding her birthday - well that starts to feel like you're abdicating your filial duties. Having the agent scan her Facebook photos to make sure the bouquet matches her interior decor begins to feel creepy.

I'm sure agents will be good for lots of things. I'm happy to have a little robot buy books from my wishlist when they drop in price. I daresay I'll get used to my phone cheerfully telling me it noticed the trains are delayed and has booked a table at a local restaurant. Maybe an Agentic tutor will teach me a new language in a way that doesn't frustrate me.

But you can't outsource love.

It is often joked that the point of golf is to play as little golf as possible. Our relationships with each other aren't a series of transactions to be completed as efficiently as possible. We want to be reassured that our loved ones put effort into maintaining a relationship.