Mobile Phones of Doctor Who - Joy To The World


Ruby's phone with a square camera cluster.

Welcome to this very silly series of blog posts where I attempt to identify all the mobile phones used in Doctor Who. The 2024 Xmas special is fairly light on phones. Right at the end, we see Ruby Sunday calling her mum. And a shot of the base of the phone. It looks like it's the same phone as last season albeit now in a bright yellow case. Probably a Pixel 5 The only other phone-like device is Joy's Mum's iPad. I've no idea which model iPad that is, but it looks like the case…

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Week Notes - #??? - Lost In Space


A watch showing the correct time. There is some blurred code on the computer screen behind it.

I have been "retired" for exactly one week. It's going pretty well so far! After handing in my laptop & badge, Liz took me for lunch at Gauthier Soho. Much as our previous visit, it was a meal of utter indulgence and fabulous service. The Christmas lunch menu was divine and, as I told the waiter, tasted "stupidly delicious". The next day, we went to see a fairly obscure musician play an understated gig. I honestly don't think I've stopped smiling since. Thursday, dinner and drinks with…

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Book Review: Git Commit Murder - Michael Warren Lucas


Book cover written in a glowing green monospace font like a terminal.

This is a peculiar murder mystery novel. In truth, the murder mystery takes second-place to the internal monologue of a protagonist who is viscerally disgusted with his corporeal body. The majority of the book is about the protagonist's neuroses, self-loathing, and contempt for both himself and others. The central schtick is great - can a hacker solve a murder at a tech conference? - but there's very little in the way of detective work. The central mystery is mostly solved by hacking the…

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The art of the Pre-Show and Post-Show


David Oyelowo, shirtless and swinging a sword. Photo by Misan Harriman.

I go to lots of theatre performances, shows, and events. I am constantly baffled by how poorly thought out the pre- and post-show experiences are. From the moment you enter the theatre, you are having "an experience". The atmosphere created within the venue all adds up to how much you enjoy the show. Parts of that experience are usually outside the director's control - for example the number of toilets, price of drinks, or friendliness of the security staff. But so much is within the ability…

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Book Review: Platformland by Richard Pope


Book cover for Platformland featuring lots of interconnected shapes.

This is an exquisitely detailed and righteously determined look about the how and why of Digital Government. Richard Pope was there at the beginning of GOV.UK and helped steer it to the magnificent beast it is today. He reflects, clear eyed, on the various successes and failures of the geeky attempt to turn the state into something approaching modernity. He's forthright on his views about the lack of vision in most projects: The aim of most digitization programmes is the status quo,…

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Gig Review: Paul McCartney - Got Back


Promotional image of Paul McCartney

What can be said? Macca. Live on stage. All the classic songs, a band that hits all the right notes, and an arena full of people who are singing their hearts out. Way back in the 1990s, I bumped into Paul when he was doing a poetry reading at my university. I'd missed out on tickets because I was a lazy student and didn't feel like waiting in a long queue. So I hung around the stage door and got a quick photo of him. Those were back in the analogue days before selfies were a thing. I've no…

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Food Safety vs Online Safety


Ofcom's logo.

Analogies are like soufflés - they all collapse eventually. Food can be delicious, but certain foods can cause people physical pain or, in some cases, death. In most parts of the civilised world, governments have food safety laws. They mandate how to properly prepare, store, label, and serve food. In the UK, the laws are onerous for a large food manufacturers because we recognise that introducing pathogens into the supply-chain could cause mass harm. But even small food shops are subject to …

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Soft Launching my Next Big Project - Stopping


Photo of a house engulfed in flames. Photo taken by Wikimedia user LukeBam06.

As of today, I've quit. I started working full time before going to university. I worked part-time during my studies. Graduated into a crappy job. Got a place on a prestigious grad scheme. Worked my way up through the public and private sector. Start-ups and Ministries of State. Constantly working. Not any more! Yesterday was my last day in the office. Laptop and lanyard handed back. Out-Of-Office on permanently. Today is my first full day of being… what? Free? Unemployed? On extended s…

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Book Review: When the Moon Hits Your Eye - John Scalzi


Book cover for "When The Moon Hits Your Eye" by John Scalzi. An astronaut dances on a big ball of cheese.

Neal Stephenson's "Seveneves" is one of those massive, crushing, momentous, century-spanning and era-defining hard sci-fi novels. It starts with the immortal line "The moon blew up without warning and for no apparent reason." Classic! It dives into a world plagued with Kessler syndrome and the grimly inevitable consequences for the future of humanity. Scalzi's latest book is cheesy homage - fromage if you will - to that giant of literature. It asks an equally important question. What if,…

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It is OK to use FoI for silly things sometimes


Beer tap with a badge for "House of Lords Lager".

Because I'm dead fancy and know lots of mega-important people, I occasionally get to go to swanky places. A few weeks ago, I was invited to the House of Lords for a high-powered business meeting about important stuff. The best meetings take place in opulent surroundings, so we adjourned to The Woolsack - a bar nestled deep within the Lords. As a prolific user of Untappd - the social network for beer drinkers - I'm always on the lookout for a beer I've never met before. So I was delighted to…

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Book Review: How Spies Think - 10 Lessons in Intelligence by David Omand


Book cover for "How Spies Think" with all the letters hidden in a code.

This is a real mixed bag of a book. Some of it is outrageously fun stories of real-life diplomacy and derring-do, and other parts are tediously basic information with plenty of padding. I suppose it's helpful for the uninitiated to understand the lay of the land but, when mixed with the frequent name-dropping, comes across as one of those senior leaders who is desperate to prove they are still relevant. Much like Turn the Ship Around by L. David Marquet, you have to just accept that some…

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Mastodon Now Sends Referer Headers! Hurrah!


Cartoon of a tusked mastodon holding a phone.

Back in 2022, I wrote this rather grumpy post on Mastodon, the federated social media platform. @Edent@mastodon.socialTerence EdenMastodon enforces a "noreferrer" on all external links.I have mixed feelings about that.As a blogger, I want to see *where* visitors are coming from. I also like to see (and sometimes join in) with the conversations they're having.But, I get that people want privacy and don't want to "leak" where they're visiting from.Is it such a bad thing to tell a website "I was…

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