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Would a Blockchain have prevented LIBOR fraud?

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A flowchart guides users to determine if a blockchain is suitable: Starting with "Do you need a shared, consistent data store?", if NO, consider Email/Spreadsheets; if YES, ask "Does more than one entity need to contribute data?". If NO, consider Database (with auditing caveat); if YES, ask "Data records, once written, are never updated or deleted?". If NO, consider Database; if YES, ask "Sensitive identifiers WILL NOT be written to the data store?". If NO, consider Encrypted Database; if YES, ask "Are the entities with write access having a hard time deciding who should be in control of the data store?". If NO, consider Managed Database; if YES, ask "Do you want a tamperproof log of all writes to the data store?". If NO, consider Database; if YES, "You may have a useful Blockchain use case."

I am massively sceptical of any claims that Blockchain can be useful. I even took the Certified Blockchain Professional course so I could better understand the batshittery. At the risk of appearing on QTWTAIN, and seeking a papal indulgence from Betteridge, I think I might have stumbled on a retroactive use-case for Blockchain! First up, what is LIBOR and what was the scandal which led to…

Theatre Review: Girl from the North Country

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I have rarely been this bored during a West End Show. Conor McPherson seems to have fundamentally misunderstood what makes an engaging drama and, simultaneously, what makes for an enjoyable "jukebox musical". The writing is like an exaggerated soap opera script which consists solely of angry people asking each other questions, which are then answered with more questions. Sample dialogue: Who…

Theatre Review: Storehouse - Truth Lies Here

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An abandoned warehouse in Deptford hosts one of the most audacious, ostentatious, and sumptuous shows I've ever attended. An immersive theatrical experience which is lush with texture, ambitious in scope, and yet - somehow - slightly less than the sum of its parts. The pre-show is exemplary. You're handed a lanyard with a room number and make your way through the imposing set until you find…

How long does it take to upgrade an eBook?

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The older I get, the more comfortable I become with complaining. Not merely moaning on social media, but writing a direct email to the perpetrator of some annoyance. I'd purchased an eBook and was appalled by how crappy the accessibility was. If you don't know, modern ePub books are just HTML wrapped in a zip file. They have all of the accessibility advantages of the web and should be easy to…

I bought a £16 smartwatch just because it used USB-C

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Smartwatch with a custom face.

Look, I'm an idiot. I know that, you know that, and the man on the moon knows that. Let's not get into why I'm an idiot; let's just accept that I have my peculiarities and you have yours. My idiocy is a quest to make sure all my portable electronics can recharge using USB-C. Modern smartwatches are tiny and they do a lot. As a consequence, their battery life is generally poor. The industry's…

Review: Data and Doctor Doom

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Dr Hibbett - he of the eponymous and well-regarded Hibbert Method - has taken the "Sing Your Thesis" concept to a brand new level. Who is Doctor Doom? I have only a passing interest in the increasingly convoluted Marvel Cinematic Universe, so I walked into this new comedy show with no idea. I assumed a baddie of some sort? I left with, if not a university education on the subject, then a…

Why don't smart watches use USB-C to recharge?

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Product shot of a watch being recharged by USB-C.

It looks like the new Google's Pixel 4 watch comes with yet another incompatible change in charging technology. This is a ridiculous situation. The original Pixel Watch used one type of wireless charging. Then the Pixel Watch 2 & 3 removed wireless charging and swapped to a different charging mechanism. And now the 4 has changed again. So three different charging cables in under three years.…

Secret Cinema - Grease

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I was lucky enough to score tickets to last-night's dress rehearsal. It would be unfair to review this like a completed show, instead this is a preview on what to expect and some thoughts on the "immersive" genre. Very mild spoilers ahead. I never really got the concept behind Secret Cinema. It seemed like an overhyped cult with its mish-mash of festival, improvisation workshop, and collective …