Back in the good old days, when men were real men - and people like you knew their place - the world was simple.
There were three titles to choose from: Mr, Mrs, and Miss. Perhaps also Dr if you were feeling fancy.
But these fucking millennials with their "Ms" and "Mx" - amirite?!!?
Anyway, I was signing up to a service recently which wanted my title. I didn't think they needed a proxy for my gender, marital status, education level, or military rank - so I picked "Prefer not to say". Simples.
And then immediately got this email from them.
Slow clap, Virgin Wines, slow clap.