No More Conference T-Shirts, Please!
In an unexpected fit of spring-cleaning, I went through my wardrobe getting rid of all my old conference t-shirts.

Hundreds of 'em! They're all covered in logos for companies which long-ago went bust, or for events which are no-longer running, and most have... errr... "shrunk" in the wash.
I know I'm a grumpy old sod. But I've a couple of serious points to make. T-shirts are wasteful, exclusionary, and a bit of a crap gift.


Firstly, if you have spare cash at your conference - SPEND IT ON THE CONFERENCE! Make the tickets cheaper - or give them away to people who can't afford to come. Get better catering than stale sandwiches or soggy pizza. Reinvest it into the community. Pay your speakers.
Secondly, sponsors - I promise you that no one is buying your paradigm-shifting product because they wear your logo under their armpit.


I've blogged before about how t-shirts can be exclusionary. I'm not alone in thinking this.




There's a side argument. When you attend the 2018 conference wearing the t-shirt from the 2015 conference, you're sending a message: "I belong and you're just a newbie." If you've ever been to a concert and seen a dude wearing a t-shirt from the band's original 1974 tour he's saying that he is a real fan - not like you Johnny-come-latelys.
Ewww.
Do you really want an unending supply of logo'd Ts? What can you possibly do with them all?




Yeah, fair enough. But there's a limit to the number of times I can colour my hair while doing the gardening.
Alternatives
OK, so you want to give away something. You need to bribe your participants into loving you. What can you distribute instead?




Of course, you don't need to give crap away to attendees.


Or, alternatively, turn those old shirts into a blanket.


Check Your Privilege
I'm lucky. I can afford to buy my own clothes. And my body-shape is pretty well available at most retailers. I strut with the confidence of a mediocre white man and don't need to prove myself in the workplace by conspicuously displaying symbols of my in-group membership.
Am I wrong? Do you have a source of secret survey data showing how much conference attendees love free branded t-shirts?
Shove your thoughts in the comment hole below.
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