Gotta say three things here. 1, this would only be a problem for an amateur web master (as you can tell by the other comments). 2, it was a Google now card in the "recommended stories for you" section that got me here. Not really relevant but I liked the irony. 3, the mobile theme needs some work, I like the concept but I think the design has room to improve. Finally, don't discount this 'update-ping' technique, doing it for 1000 pages is no harder than doing it for 10, once you've got the right cURL command just put it in a loop. The results may still take some time to process, the AMP servers are edge servers after all, and there are a lot of them.