"But, for now, all I have to worry about is someone texting me "Go west'); DROP TABLE ..." ;-)" don't tell me you haven't sanitised your data inputs 🙂 But anyway, this looks awesome. I read a post on wrongnumbertexts -- this one, actually: http://www.wrongnumbertexts.com/3151/what-happens-when-you-wrong-number-a-game-developer/ and instantly thought about texting text adventures.. so I googled and found your blog post. Looks awesome. I assume it would work with every IF game for the z-machine?