The only jewellery it seems acceptable for a modern man to wear is a discreet wedding ring, and a corporate necklace.
I've long since given up wearing a tie - why trust a man who voluntarily wraps a noose around his neck? - but as a sop to modern work-wear I have a security badge dangling from a lanyard.
The lanyards that work hands out are unspeakably corporate - and the ones I've picket up at conferences are strewn with logos of companies who couldn't pay me to advertise them. I need something... special.
Luckily, my friend and neighbour runs Jenny Wren Creates. She specialises in making bespoke, geeky, and reasonably priced thingamijigs.
Jenny is selling the lanyards for £7 + P&P.
She also has a Police Box with a darker pattern:
Snap 'em up quick!