I though this was going to be some kind of elaborate parody where you go on to compare various types of genital/urinary conditions to different ways that companies have utterly screwed up the placement of QR codes in their advertising.

You got a giggle and despearately-trying-to-avoid-splurting-mouthful-of-soft-drink-all-over-laptop reaction out of me for the writing and a hearty "amen" for the important and honest message to gentlemen everywhere to check for lumps, bumps, rashes and other unexpected growths.